Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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