Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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