Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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