we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Im part way to drunk.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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