and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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