im having a threesome with these popsicles
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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