we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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