i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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