Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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