speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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