I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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