So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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