were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
