Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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