Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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