sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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