I hate your face
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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