Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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