well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
