I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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