He asked to "fluff my boner.."
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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