Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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