If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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