Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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