So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i have herpe
just one?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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