I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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