I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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