Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
do nipples grow back?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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