"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We need to get me chipped asap
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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