At least make sure they are 18
Why
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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