After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize