He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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