Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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