We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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