Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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