I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
