I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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