I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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