well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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