Are we in a gay sports bar?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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