Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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