i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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