I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish I could teleport
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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