did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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