She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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