everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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