how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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