im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
In America we eat man semen.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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