Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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