You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
