That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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