areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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