We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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