If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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