But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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