Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
