She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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